Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 157, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 July 1917 — GETTING AT THE FACTS. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GETTING AT THE FACTS.

“De Skin told me the other day that every dollar he has on earth was made honestly.” “So? How much do you think he to worth?” “About ninety-eight cents.” Quite True. . “Say,” snarled the irascible editor, “these verses of yours are not worth the paper they are written on.” “Maybe not,” replied the poet, modestly. “The paper shortage Is so acute nowadays that hardly anything to worth the paper it to written on, unless it is a cheek.” Exact Location. “Cucumbers never hurt me in thu world." , • ■ “WaaL thet ain’t where they hurt me, neither.” >