Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 157, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 July 1917 — SAYINGS OF A CYNIC [ARTICLE]

SAYINGS OF A CYNIC

Love is to marriage what coal is to coke. A girl' Is either a man-eater or a total abstainer. The best way to stop a woman’s mouth is to kiss it. Woman’s one good deed —to look beautiful at man’s expense. One art worth studying in life is that of taking nobody too seriously. All life Is a matter of bossing; you’ve either got to boss or be bossed. - A man may be lord of creation, but a woman is queen of the earth. Desire for something—or someone — is the motive power of the world. About the only thing the modern girl can’t do to a man is to make him happy. -There are few men in the world successful enough to have secrets, and no women. £ —■ The artistic temperament covers a multitude of sins.— Chicago Ameri-