Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 141, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 June 1917 — Never Thought of That [ARTICLE]

Never Thought of That

Professor—Well, Emily, I’ve won that hundred gallons of gasoline from Jones. He wagered it against my Shakespeare first folio that I couldn’t get ten miles per gallon, so I put five gallons In the tank and we’ve done over fifty-five. Emily—But, Henry, dear, where are we’ Night Is coming on, and however shall we get back with' no gas? Professor Gracious f I never thought of that !—Judge. When pleasure comes before duty It is a safe bet that duty will lose out. Thrift is shown In a high degree by wasps.