Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 134, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 June 1917 — Page 2

LIBERTY BONDS TO THE PUBLIC: You can buy a Liberty Bond by paying SI.OO down and SI.OO per week for 49 weeks. It is your duty to buy a bond and the undersigned bank will help you get the best investment in the world. We are making this offer for patriotic reasons only and make no profit on the transaction ourselves. Come and see us today. || The First National Bank of Rensselaer

Attention_Farmers! I will pay SIO.OO per net ton for all scrap iron from the 20th of June until July Ist, 1917. y ■ Will also pay high prices for rubber and metal. SAM KARNOWSKY McKinley Ave., North of Monon Railroad Across street from Rensselaer Lumber Co.

THE State Bank of Rensselaer PAYS 4 PER CENT INTEREST ON SAVINGS ANU TIME DEPOSITS This Bank has subscribed $30,000.00 for Liberty Bonds add has received individual subscriptions for $20,000.00. This Bank will sell you these Bonds on installments without charge. LIBERTY BONDS ARE NON-TAXABLE

Storage Batteries > \ ■ ' ■ ’ ■’s ! RECHARGED AND REPAIRED . > Electric Starters, Generators, Ignition Lighting Systems Repaired and Rewired Rensselaer Garage Official Service Station for Vesta Double Life Batteries.

PUBLIC SALE OF LYDON SPEEDLERS. Iwill sell at public sale at the court house in Rensselaer, bn SATURDAY, JUNE 23, at 2 p. m., 26 Lydon Speedier*, the greatest gasoline saver attachment for automobiles ever devised. 30 miles to a gallon of gasoline. Retail price $5. Will be sold to the highest bidder. .peter McDaniels. Fred Phillips, Auctioneer. Do YOUR Bit Give to the Red Cross.

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THE REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.

HOW HE HAS TAMED HIS WIFE

One Undeserving Husband Demonstrates the Value of Blarney’ in Domestic Life. Uncle Green’s wife has never said a cross word to him. She bus plenty of fight in her, and he does enough |_o make her kill him, but she never abuses him. When he reaches home, after spending her last dollar on his friends, writes Claude Callan In the Fort Worth Star Telegraph, he says: “After what I have done you shouldn’t have let, me come into the house. Here lam married to rhe best woman in the world, and then I go and act like a dog. You _wark_likc_a_ slave and then I go act this way. It Is a pity that such a woman couldn’t have got a man worthy of her. The way I have acted ever since we married, and the way you have worked and Worried, it is a wonder you don’t look older than your grandmrrthen but In spite of it a* you have kept your youth, and here you are looking Just as young as you did twenty years ago. I don’t want you to give me any supper. It will be more -than -I doserve if you’ll let me go to sleep Jiungry on the back porch. I’ll declare. Maggie— Is that you; Maggie? You~are looking so young that I couldn't believe my eyes. And, Maggie, while I don't ask it, if you want to give me a little sip of tea, it will help me wonderfully. But I know I don’t deserve it any more than I deserve such a good wife.” Then she says to him: “You have your faults. I guess, but you are far ahead of the average husband for all that, and now you sit here and warm yourself go<)d while I go heat 'up the supper. We didn’t have anything but bread and tea tonight, but if you think you’d like it, I’ll broil you a piece of bacon.”

AMERICAN WEDS A RULER

Alice Heine, Who Enjoyed Unusual Distinction, Soon Tired of Life as Princess of Monaco. Alice Heine, the only American woman to enjoy the distinction —and suffer the disillusionment —of being the wife of a sovereign, was born in New Orleans fifty-nine years ago. Her father was Michael Heine, a Jewish banker, and her mother Miss Amelie Miltentferger, who came of a prominent Louisiana faintly. Having made a fortune in New Orleans, Michael Heine settled In Paris after the Franco-Prussian war, and rose to be a noted financier. His daughter, Alice, became the bride of the due de Richelieu, scion of an ancient French line. She bore him a son and a daughter, after which he died. The son inherited the title, and a few years ago followed the example of his father by' taking tr*i American wife, Miss Eleanor Douglas Wise of Baltimore. Alice Heine, duchess of Richelieu, remained a widow many years before site was won by the prince of Monaco, whose prior marriage to Lady Mary Douglas Ha mi 1 ton, an Englishwoman, had been annulled by the church. Life with the sovereign prince of the tiny country of Monaco —noted principally for Its great gambling resort, Monte Carlo —was not a bed of roses, and she soon tired of it. The prince was given a divorce.

A “Shoestring Republic.”

Dan Ward says in World Outlook : Chile Is as long as from New York to San Francisco and as narrow as Lake Erie! Truly a “shoestring republic.” She is squeezed tightly between the mountain range and the coast. Her cities look up to the hills and down to the sea, with, as Arthur Ruhl puts it, “the Andes hanging like a beautiful drop-curtain at the eastern end of every street.” Chile contains 24 provinces, and the largest province 18 big enough to hold all Pennsylvania, Vermont, Rhode Island and Massachusetts. The Chileans are the Yankees of South America, aggressive, keen, making fortunes from nitrate, erecting a chain fit wireless stations from the near-tropical north tip of the Chilean shoestring to the Antarctic south tip, and preparing for Panama trade by expending $12,000,000 on port and dock improvements. Chile is elbowing her way in among the most forward-pushing nations of the twentieth century.

Reading Faces.

The New York Medical Record in an article entitled “The Face and Its Expression in Diagnosis” is of the opinion that the Sherlock Holmes faculty in the average doctor enables him to read In his patient's face in a moment's observation that which the laboratory or physical examination will be a long time finding out. Going somewhat further the writer says that the physician may have read something in the face of the dog of the patient's household. That at the doctor’s first visit the dog’s face would have shined forth a welcome; at the next day he could read unalloyed gladness at his visit and confidence in him ; at the third visit the dog’s face would wear a dejected look. The wise physician would know what this meant. The family had "changed doctors." .

Help Yourself.

Elsie came home from a neighbor’s house munching a chocolate. Elsie," her mother reproved her, “how many times have I told you ■tot to ask Mrs. Gray for chocolates?" “I didn’t ask her,'’ returned Elsie calmly. “I don't have to. I kno# where gfia keeps them."

FAIR OAKS.

Born, to Alr. and Mrs. John Dean, Thursday, June 14, a son. Mrs. J. Kight,' of Thayer; visited here a few days this week. Mr. and Mrs. _C- A. Bringle, of Remington, were here over ‘Saturday and Sunday visiting his parents. Miss Florence McKay went to Terre Haute Friday to attend the summer term of school. Miss Josephine Dexter, of near Virgie,'spient Tuesday here. Charles Fuller, Beulah Trump, Haul Barker and Anna Pritchard spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Bryant Pritchard, of the Hillis ranch. Mrs. E. Cramer, of Chalmers, Mrs. Edward Cramer, of Rice Lake, Wis., and Mr. and Mrs. Roy Burch, of Rensselaer, spent Sunday with Wm. Burch and family. F. R. Erwin and family spent Sunday tn Kentland visiting his sister. Miss Mary Abell returned to Battle Ground Sunday evening after a week’s visit here. ■ Misses Elsie ancL Jessie Zellers, of Virgie, spent Saturday and Sunday here with friends. There will be a Red Cross meeting at the M. E. church Saturday, June 23. Everyone invited. Jennings-Winslow, Coysburg, was home over Sunday. Fair Oaks is going to celebrate the Fourth of July. Don’t forget it. Come and join the crowd and have a good time.

Is YOJR boy going to the front? Help protect him. Give to Lne Red Cross. Do vour bit WHILE HE IS DOING HIS.

CASTOR IA For Infants and Children In Use For Over 30 Years Always bears „ z the Bjgnsnirecf Professional Gards DR. E, C. ENGLISH gPhysician and Surgeon Opposite Trust and Savings Bank. Phonee: 177 —2 rings for office; 2 rlsg» for residence. Rnissrlirr, Indians C. E. JOHNSON, M. D. Office n Jessen Building. Office Hours—9 to 11 a. m. 1 to 4 and 7 to 8 p. m. Specialty: Surgery Phone til.

DR. 1. M. WASHBURN Physician and Surgeon Attending clinic at Augustano Hospital on Tuesday morning from 5 a. m. to 2 p. m. Phone 48. SCHUYLER C. IRWIN Law, Real Estate, Insurance 5 per cent fam leans. Office il» Odd Fellows’ Block. F. H. HEMPHILL and Surgeon Special attention to diseases of women and low grades of fever. Office over Fendig’s Drag Store. Telephone, office an* realdenoe, MS.

1 DR. F. A. TURFLER Osteopathic Physician Rooms 1 and 2, Murray Building, Rensselaer, Indiana. Phones. Office —2 rings en 300; Residence —3 ring* on 300. Successfully treats both acute and chronlq diseases. Spinal curvatures s specialty.

WILLIAMS & DEAN Lawyers Special attention given to preparation of wills, settlement of estates, making and examination of abstracts of title, and farm loans. Office in Odd Fellows Building.

JOHN A. DUNLAP Lawyer (Successor to Frank Foltx) Practice in all court*. Estates settled. Fann loans. Collection department. Notary in tn« office. B*n*sala*r Indiana .■■■, .A " . H. L BROWN .£• ° . Dentist Crown and Bridge Work and Teeth without Platea a Specialty. All th* latest method* in Dentistry. Gas administered for painless extraction. Office over Larah's Drug Store. WORLAND & SONS . Undertaker Motor and Horse Drawn Hearses Ambulance Service. Office Phone 23. Residence Phone 58 E.N.LOY Homeopathist omci nottra «s Successor to Dr. W. W. HartselL Office—Frame building op. Cutten street fUol4eiuh CoUere Avenue. court -- .

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LEE.

Born, to Roy Stiers and wife, last week, a fine son. This makes the third boy. A fine program was given children’s day and a large crowd attended. Thos. Eldridge and wife, of Monon, spent Sunday with their son, J. F. Eldridge and family. Chas. Lefler has been on the sick list but is better now. J. Garold Clark passed from this life Sunday, aged 10 years. His death was caused from heart trouble, from which he had suffered since birth. The funeral was held Monday afternoon at the Lee M. E. church and burial was made in the Osborne cemetery. Mabel Holman- is visiting relatives here this week. Hazel Eldridge spent Tuesday afternoon with Frances Lefler. Lloyd and Edith Overton and Mabel Holman spent Tuesday afternoon with Velda Heltzel and cousin, Clara Heltzel, of Monon, who is spending the week there. Etha Noland called on Mrs. Ethel Stiers Tuesday afternoon. Rev. David E. Noland, of Russiaville, Ind., gave a good talk Monday evening at the church. Several selections were sung by the old quartet and were enjoyed by all.

MUZZLE YOUR DOG. Orders have been given the city police department to shoot any and all dogs running loose that are not muzzled. By order City Board of Health office NOTICE. All dogs must be kept up or they will be killed. VERN ROBINSON, City Marshal.

Would be pleased to do your Carpenter Work jobs given the best attention Edward Smith Phone 464

GOULD NOT EXPECT MORE

Two Years’ Illness Cured by Glando The Great Gland Tonic. Mrs. Susan B. Taylor, 348 S. Williams St., Paulding, Ohio, said: “Two years ago I had a general breakdown. I was nervous, languid, and hardly able to drag around. My liver and kidneys were sluggish and my complexion sallow. I felt Sleepy and drowsy most all day, yet I did not sleep well at night. My heart fluttered terribly at times. I was in this miserable condition two years. A friend persuaded me to try Glando Tronic. The first treatment helped me. I am taking the sixth treatment and am fueling so well that 1 gladly recommend Glando Tonic to any one who suffers as I did.” Nearly 6 very case of poor health is due to inactivity of the liver, kidneys and other glands. There is enough poison produced in the body every day to cause poor health if it is not eliminated. This poison can be removed only by keeping the glands in a good working condition. Some of the most common symptoms of 4nactive glands are headache, dizziness indigestion, constipation, backache, pain or ache under the shoulder blade, biliousness, tonsllitis and quinsy. These conditions can be most quickly relieved by using Glando the Great Gland Tonic; It restores the glands to action, removes the impurities and builds up the entire system. Sold only in 50-cent treatments and guaranteed satisfaction. Manufactured by the Gland Aid Co., FL Wayne, Ind. B. F. Fsndig.

Obituary of Dexter R. Jones.

Dexter R. Jones was bom in Shelboume, Mass., Sept. 23, 1837, and died at his home in Remington June 7, 1917, aged 79 years, 8 months and 14 days. He came to Belleveu, Ohio, when about sixteen years of age, where he resided until he enlisted in the civil war in the 55th Ohio regiment, for two years. He then removed to Kankakee, HL, where he was married to Miss Melissa Bellows Dec. 28, 1864, who preceded him in death on March 19, 1911. To them were bom four children, Miss Alice, with whom he was living at the time of his death; Howard, who lives near Remington; Fanny, wife of Prof. Wilbur Jones Kay, of Washington, Penn., and Pearl, wife of Wade Green, of New York City, all of whom were present at the funeral. In 1870 Mr. Jones with his family moved from Kankakee to a farm near Remington; where they resided until 9 years ago, when they ipoved into their home in Remington. Mr. Jones has made his own way in the world since he was eight years old, and did not have the advantages of a modem education as many others, but realized the disadvantages in consequence, and early in life resolved that his children should have the advantages which he did not. As is often the case he who is deprived of advantages which others enjoy is best qualified to appreciate them. Being a man of strong and resolute character, he succeeded in accumulating a goodly heritage, giving his children a modern education and seeing them settled in life, facing success. He was an aggressive man, always trying to profit by every forward movement, and was in sympathy with real progress. As a pioneer he helped to develop the country where he resided, and when the present Jasper county court house was built he was one of the county commissioners. He was one of the first to tile his land and to favor the good roads movement. , He was progressive in his methods on the farm and when he employed help it was to consider their interests as well as his own.

Coming from old New England stock, among his ancestors were many names of persons who were famous in colonial days, both in state and church. He was a member of the Presbyterian church of Remington for many years, and had always been concerned as to its welfare. He was a good father and husband, interested in every good cause, but his main interests centered in his home life and round his family, where he will be greatly missed. Funeral services were held at the home Sunday afternoon, conducted by Rev. E. F. Lilley, after which the remairfs were laid to rest in the family lot in Remington cemetery.

Abundance of Money.

I can loan you all the money you want on that farm. My rate is 6 per cent and my limit is SIOO per acre.—P. D. Weills, Morocco, Ind.

SCIENCE ANO SANITATION

Science Has Discovered that X Nearly all Ills of Childhood Csn be Prevented Those who have made the study of diseases their life’s work, have learned that most diseases are produced by germs; whidh enter the body through the mouth and nose. If the mucous membrane, which line the mouth, nose and throat ale not kept clean and Sanitary, the germs which lodge there, will develop and multiply and produce disease according to their kind. The only way to combat these germs is to thoroughly cleanse the mucous membrane daily. There is nothing better for this purpose than Glando Gargle. It is a safe and sane antiseptic prepared Especially for this purpose. It is fine for a cold in the head, catarrh, sore throat, sore mouth and in fact any disease that effect the . delicate membrane of the mouth, nose or throat. It is an excellent preventative for adenoids and a splendid ’ teething lotion. B. F. Feudig.