Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 133, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 June 1917 — Never Thought of That. [ARTICLE]

Never Thought of That.

Professor —Well, Emily,, I’ve won that hundred gallons of gasoline from Jones. He wagered it against my Shakespeare first folio that I couldn't get ten miles per gallon, so I put five gallons in the tank and we’ve done over fifty-five. j ......' Emily—But, Henry, dear, where are we? Night is coming on, and however shall we get back with no gas? Professor Gracious! I never thought of that!—Judge.