Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 131, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 June 1917 — QUAKER QUIPS [ARTICLE]

QUAKER QUIPS

Every man who enlists hopes to be pushed to the front. ~- Do it now. It’s never too early to jnend. Tn considering your country’s need, don’t be weak-kneed yourself. A plain duty is always more attractive after it has been dressed up a bit. Every man should do his bit, but mighty few are clamoring for two bits’ worth. The man who marries for money is apt to express his affection C. 0. D. ’ t—■ . ■ As a general rule when a man marries Ms stenographer he eeases to die tate to her.— Philadelphia Record. * * ' ■ ■ ■ /