Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 130, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 June 1917 — IF ONLY WE COULD [ARTICLE]

IF ONLY WE COULD

Have teeth like'the girl in the toothpowder adS; -'Enjoy a smoke as much as the man In the tobacco ads; Be as warm as the family in the steam-radiator ads; Find what we want as quickly as the man in the filing cabinet ads; Step as spryly as the man in the rubber-heel ads: . Shave as smoothly as the man in the shaving-soap ads; Have as fine a complexion as the girl In the face-cream ads; Subscribe for a magazine as clever as the next number is always going to be; Travel as comfortably as the people “In the steamship ads; And be promoted as rapidly as the man in the correspondence-school ads. What a wonderful world this would be I—Puck.