Evening Republican, Volume 59, Number 123, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 June 1917 — Mental Improvements. [ARTICLE]

Mental Improvements.

“Say, Elmira, who’s that chap, comink' here so much evenings?" “He’s a man, pa, I’ve engaged to Improve my mind. He’s a professor in the school of Eros.” “What were you doing last night, when Benny said you and he made a noise that sounded like'kissing?” “Why, pa, we were only going through some osculatory exercises.” “That so? I’ll tan that little rascal’s hide, blame him!” At best a wise man can only bring in a minority report.