Evening Republican, Volume 59, Number 95, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 May 1917 — Who Bought? [ARTICLE]

Who Bought?

“Next easel” snapped the magistrate. Into the dock was thrust a battered and weary looking individual with watery eyes and scarlet nose. “Ton are charged," said the magistrate, severely, “with being in a state of beastly intoxication, aren’t you? What is your name?” “Ke name. ver honorrer.” replied the abject object, ip a voice laden with Spirit and accent, "is Angus Allan McPherson Fergus Mac Lean!” “And who bought you the whisky?" demanded the magistrate sternly.— Everybody's Magazine.