Evening Republican, Volume 59, Number 92, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 May 1917 — Marital Graft. [ARTICLE]

Marital Graft.

Mose Johnsing—What will be your charge to’ marrying me and Mellndy tomorrow? Parson Jackson—Two dollars. Mose Johnsing—Well, say, just charge her five and send me de difference to Lake Squeedunk, whar we’« gWlhebpdefioney moon—Puck.