Evening Republican, Volume 59, Number 92, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 May 1917 — Page 1 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Der Kaiser's Prayer. Mine Gott, will you be mine pardner? You don't know who I am? I am the German Kaiser, Der Emperor Will-i-am. You know I whipped dem Belgians Und mitt bullets filled' Russia full; Und I’ll whip' France and Italy And blow up Johnny Bull.* Now all dem other nations \ I don’t give a dam, If you just be mine pardner And whip that Uncle Sam. You 'know I got dem submarines, All Europe knows dot well, But dot Edison got a patent now Vot blows dem all to hell. Now, Gott, if you do this, Den you I will always love; Und I will be emperor of the each Und you be emperor above. But, Gott, if you refuse me dis Tomorrow night ait ’leven I’ll call mine Zeppelins out Und declare war on heaven. I wouldn't ask this from you But it can be plainly seen, Dot when Edison pushes dot (button I igot no submarine. SOLOMON L. YODER, s Fair Oaks, Ind.

Maxwell Automobiles to Advance In Price. Maxwell cars will advance in price SBO.OO on May Ist Orders will be filled as received at present prices. MAIN GARAGE. NOTICE. AU dogs must be kept up or they will be killed. VERN ROBINSON, City Marshal. Announcement. I have decided to quit business in Rensselaer, and to save moving expense will sell my entire stock of player pianos, talking machines, all kinds of musical instruments at cost. Also & show case, National cash register and Buick truck. McKinley edition of Sheet music will be sold at 6 copies for 25c while they last. Open evenings. H. R. LANGE. ICE FOR RESIDENCES. For this year our price will be 40c per 100 lbs. 1,000 lb. book $3.75 i - paid in advance; 2,000 lb. book $7.50. We are now delivering. Phone 104. WHITE & LEE. notice. .. All Sons of Veterans are requested to attend the meeting Fridav evening, May 11th. At this meeting our Decoration Day arrangements will .be made. Don’t worry about your cook, range, gasoline .r oil stoves, smokes, don’t bake or rusted out. The expert repairman is back in your town for a limited time. Anything that looks like a stove I can make one out of it. References furnished from your neighbors. —E. Neither ger, the expert stove repairer, Phone 423-Red. Bicycle tires, all new stock. Phone 218. Jim Clark. <