Evening Republican, Volume 59, Number 82, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 April 1917 — Ail in the Family. [ARTICLE]

Ail in the Family.

“What has become of my toothbrush?” father asked. “Oh, papa, Mary’s father was here and he had the dirtiest teeth, and so I gave him your toothbrush. I thought he needed it more than you do.” “Well, don’t you ever touch my toothbrush again,” indignahtly exclaimed father, “I don’t see why your mother does not teach you better.” “Well, mamma can’t teach me as much as she would like to because she says I take so much after you.”