Evening Republican, Volume 59, Number 65, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 April 1917 — Quick Thinker. [ARTICLE]

Quick Thinker.

“Here, you! What do you mean by telling that red-nosed bachelor friend of yours that marriage is all a lottery T‘ “I was just about to assure him, m’dear, thaC I won a prize.”