Evening Republican, Volume 59, Number 74, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 March 1917 — Swift Departure. [ARTICLE]

Swift Departure.

Paddy Flynn was very proud of a huge bulldog he possessed. The dog accompanied Paddy everywhere he ■went. One day a neighbor met Paddy sad. • ‘•Well,” asked the neighbor, “how Is that dog of yours going on?” “Oh, be jabers, he is dead! The litigant baste wint and swallowed a tape measure I” “Oh, I see! He died by Inches, then?” “No, Indeed, he didn’t; he went round to the back of the house and "ffieirbytheyani ——-