Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 66, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 March 1917 — COLLEGE. [ARTICLE]

COLLEGE.

Hammond Times. College is an institution of learning. An institution of learning what? O, almost anything.' Ball of all kinds, for instance: High, foot, base, basket, hand and fancy dress. College is where some youths go to study Broadway. These young men return home at the end of four or five years, if at all, with the degree of D. D. D., or Doctor of Drinks & Debts. They qualify by spending dad’s money in large quantities, their days in bed and their evenings, in high collars and low comedy. College for them is one grand round of toots and tutors. Occasionally some obsolete person goes to College to get an education.