Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 57, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 March 1917 — What They Would Do. [ARTICLE]

What They Would Do.

“If I came into $1,000,000,” said Pat to his workmate, “I’d go to wan o’ thim big hotels, and I’d tell the b’y, ‘Have me called at 6 o’clock tomorrow i iorniir. Then I’d go to me room and PU* T down the blinds, whin first they called me I’d hot answer, and whin they called me touder, I’d say, ‘t o away wid . -z! I’m not obliged to be workin.’ I’ve got money.’ ” “Aw!” remark' L Tim, as he once more began work. "Well, what would you do if you were a millionaire?” demanded Pat. "Me?” said Tim. "I’d have a halffut more len’th to this pick handle, a-’d save my poor back.”