Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 January 1917 — Why the Groans. [ARTICLE]

Why the Groans.

"See, here,” said the policeman, “what were those groans amUmoan*I heard from your upstairs window just now? You been heatin' your wife?” "T should say not,” replied Mr. Van Quentin. “Do you think Td try to beat a two hundred and forty-pound woman? Those were her groans all right, but I had nothing to do with it. She was merely ‘W. Earl Flynning* in her bedroom In place of eating breakfast” —Kansas City Star.