Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 January 1917 — JUST LAUGHS [ARTICLE]

JUST LAUGHS

“Blank complains of feeling sick.” “Yes, he smoked a cigar from the wrong pocket.” O’Brien—“Oi can say wan t’ing— Oi’m a self-made .man.” Casey—"ls If ooastin’ ye are, or apologizln?’ ” * “She wanted to marry ’him for his money.” “Did she fail?” “No —he failed, and she married someone else.” Doctor —“Yen must be careful and follow the right directions for taking this pill.” Pat —“G’wan wid ye. There’s only wan direction fer it to go.” Mrs. X.—“l see a man died at the age of one hundred and eighteen.” Mr. X. —“Well, it was about time, wasn’t it?”