Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 January 1917 — SAWED-OFF SERMONS [ARTICLE]

SAWED-OFF SERMONS

A married man would rather be seen walking along the street with a policeman than between two women. The widow’s former husband has been buried, but the husband of a grass widow has merely been mislaid. What a girl in love .calls a square meal wouldn’t even pass as an excuse fdr a free lunch with the average man. There is a large and constantly increasing demand for a device that will compel a man to shut up when he has said enough. - •• . Miss Fortune frequently comes to a man on his wedding day, but he doesn’t find it out until the honeymoon begins to slump the slumps.—lndianapolis Star.