Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 January 1917 — With the Other Porkers. [ARTICLE]

With the Other Porkers.

“Stop!” The brakes of the motor were suddenly applied, a pandemonium of whirling wheels ensued, and the motorist came face-tn face with Constable Coppem, who'had been hiding In the hedge. “Excuse me, sir,” said the portly policeman, taking out his notebook and pencil, “but you exceeded the speed limit by two miles over a measured piece of road.” , “I have done nothing of the kind," retorted the motorist; “and besides —” “Well, If you don’t believe me Til call the sergeant, bein’ as it was ’im as took the time. ’B’s in the pigsty yonder.” “Don’t trouble to do that,” was the prompt reply; “I would sooner pay 50 fines than disturb the sergeant at his meals!”—London Tit-Bits.