Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 January 1917 — A Shocking Affair. [ARTICLE]

A Shocking Affair.

Police Magistrate—" What is the prisoner charged with, officer? ... Officer—Electricity, your honor. Police Magistrate—How’s that? Officer—He stole a battery. > 1 ■ . ' ■ •»