Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 288, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 December 1916 — Nothin’ Doin’. [ARTICLE]

Nothin’ Doin’.

“In the last dozen of eggs you sent me,” said the lady customer, who appeared to be peeved, “there were two bad ones. Will you make them good?” “What! Make two bad eggs good?” gasped the astonished merchant. “What do you think I am—a magician?”