Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 288, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 December 1916 — Not a Free Lunch. [ARTICLE]

Not a Free Lunch.

“I say, waiter,” queried the seedy chap as he climbed a stool at the lunch counter, “what can you give me for breakfast?” “I can’t give you anything,” replied the man behind the white apron, “hut I can let you have ham and eggs for a quarter!” - '