Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 269, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 November 1916 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Always a Bright Side We all purstie our varied bents Along life’s highways; but There’s always one who still laments ’ That he is in a rut. Well, chqer up friend and blithely go Your way as you are bid; If you are in a rut you know, You need not Tear you’ll skid! Unmascujine. / Tommy had a profound contempt for the little boy next door, who threw ball like a girl, seldom had on any but andean shirt, and who gener ally wore gloves. “Do you know why he’s a sissy?” asked Tommy of his aunt. “It’s cause he looks«just like his mother and that shows girl blood in him.’’ Wise Baby. Knic'ker—“Who does the baby look like?” Docker—“He is neutral!” Friendly Advice. “Women are taking up sports mote than in former years.” “Well, that may be all right, my dear. But don’t marry, one.’’ Smail Helps. When one stocking wears before the other save the good odd one to match up with a pair which may meet the same fate. The tops of old white stockings make good holders for the kitchen. Many heavy cotton materials can be -darned—witha single tlireud of darning .cotton. The photographer was drying his plates in the warm sunlight. “What are you doing there?’’ assert a friend. “Oh,” was the reply, “just airing my views.” z* Father Ought to now. “Dad, what do they call a man who < ats only vegetables?” ' “A vegetarian, son?’ j “And one Who eats people?” “A humanitarian. Now, run along ; nd play.” Washing Ribbon Do not press ribbon; dip it in a dish of cold water and wrap it around a not tie while wet. Do not wring it; let it dry on bottle; it will be like new when taken off. ' Clever. The famous detective gasped as he arrived at the scene of the criijje. “Heavens!’’ said he as he lookefl at the window through which the thief had escaped, “this is more serious than I had expected! It’s broken on both si4ss!~