Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 267, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 November 1916 — The Commercial Bard. [ARTICLE]

The Commercial Bard.

“Do poets always write in a, fine frenzy?” asked the seeker after useless knowledge. “Not always,” answered the celebrated singer of soup, soap and hair tonic. “In fact, I rarely ever get wrought up unless some advertising manager forgets to mail my check.”