Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 261, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 October 1916 — Juvenile Logic. [ARTICLE]

Juvenile Logic.

It was at a private entertainment, and a lady had Just risen from the piano. “Would you like to be able to sing and play as I do, dear?” she queried of a little five-year-old miss. “No, ma’am,” was the unexpected reply- , w “And why not?” asked the lady. “’Cause,’ explained the small observer, “I wouldn’t like to have people say such horrid things about me.”