Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 259, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 October 1916 — Happening of the Unexpected. [ARTICLE]

Happening of the Unexpected.

“Say,” called the hardware drummer to the proprietor of the railway restaurant, “there’s something radically wrong with this sandwich.” “Oh, I guess not,” replied the boss. “Well, I guess yes,” said the traveler. -“Why, the blamed thing is so soft that I actually bit a piece out of It without breaking a tooth.”