Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 259, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 October 1916 — CAN’T RUN DOWN [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

CAN’T RUN DOWN

Wantslt —Do you know how long this bill of yours has been running? ‘ Nopay—l believe it’s been running now about six years, but — Wantsit—Say, I believe you’ve discovered perpetual motion.