Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 243, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 October 1916 — Page 2

HAPPENINGS IN THE IG CITIES

Buying SIOO,OOO Worth of Herring in Whispers NEW YORK. —The Now York herring exchange hasn't any fixed home. One week it may meet on pier 50, North river, and the next week it may forefather under a* shed at the foot of West Twenty-fourth .street It all depends

upon the herring. Wherever the shipment Is landed, there ts the exchange. The exchange always follows the herring. The herring exchange makes the quotations for herring in the same way that the stock exchange fixes the quotations for railroad shares and indusR&IK The herring exchange and a barrel of herring are opened at- the same time, and Immediately following this

double opening, the exchange members roll up one sleeve, thrust a hand into the open barrel, bring fort it a herring and closing the teeth on the dorsal fin pull it off. then they bite into the fleshy part of the back, and with much smacking of lips gauge Its flavor. When a member has tried the flavor of the fish and noted its size anti plumpness he makes a whispered hid very close to the ear of the importers agent, and the Importers’ agent makes a whispered reply very close to the ear of the member and a quotation is established. At a recent session 8,000 packages of Scotch herring were on the pier—roughly about SIOO,OOO worth. This importation was of what are known in the trade as mntjes, or soft-cured herring. One package of each lot was opened and sampled.

Policemen of Minneapolis Provided With Parasols

MINNEAPOLIS. —Here in Minneapolis the sun has been shining hot, hotter, hottest; during the last days—not to speak of other where it has^ been hot. And, because of those boasted wide streets of the Mill City, the

public demonstrations, eleven-tenths of them want to vote. Still, they do not wait for the vote in order to serve their city. They also serve while they stand and wait for the vote. One of these very capable Minneapolis women, Mrs. Horace Lowry, noticed the policemen standing in the sun of the prairie crossings. Straightway, being a woman and being accustomed to the feminine resources whereby life is made happier In such weather as this, Mrs. Lowry remembered parasols. A parasol for the policemen! Precisely so! But it’s a longjway through the Tipperary routine of a meeting of the council and the deviiffeg of specifications and the advertising for bids and the manufacturing process. By that time it would be January and there would be no need of parasols. So this benefactress of the guardian race provided parasols herself. To each policeman his parasol.

Many Gotham Nicks in Row Over Nickeled Nick

NEW YORK—If Nicholas Xenodocidtisosis had refrained from giving a nickeled peanut roaster to his nephew, Nicholas Arhagasenns, St- Nicholas avenue would not have resounded with one of the loudest cases heard

there. Fortunately for Arlmgasenas he was able to prove, through the interpreter, Nicholas Demolavlocolusiones, that the nickel-plated peanut roaster given him by his uncle bad uo nick In It, while that lost by Nicholas Zactrarr.kes had one. Nicholas Znchnrnkes —one night lost a nickel-plated peanut roaster with a nick in'lt. Zacliarukes, after wringing his hands und the cat’s neck, decided to < have a day of relaxation far from the

scene of his loss. He stopped for a moment at the peanut stand of Nicholas Cocores. While the contemporary peanut merchants were exchanging a few foreign words Zacharakes gave a scream, pointed to the official peanut roaster of the Cocores store and declared that it was his. Cocores declared he had bought the»j)eanut roaster from Nicholas Basiolocous. Basiolocous proved that he had bought the -roaster from Nicholas Kashaeneses, who iu turn swore that he had bought It from Nicholas Arhagasenas. Arhagasenas told them frankly generosity of his uncle, Nicholas Xenodociousosis, but the other Nifhdlas laughed a trille hoarsely. Arhagasenas proved that his uncle did give blm a nickel peanut roaster with no nick in it and was straightway discharged. „ ' l - His uncle appeared to corroborate him in the nick of time.

Only Toy of the Eugenic Baby of Denver Is a Cow

txENVER. —A child lß~hphrg reared In Denver under eugenic Ideas. These \j rules-have-been evolved —

erlck only would have stared blankly. He has never heard “baby talk.” His mother doesn’t permit It. “We use the same words In speaking to Frederick as we would in conversing with educated grown-ups,” Mrs. Fish said. Mr. and Mrs. Fish are both eugenists and euthenists. A engenlst emphn.it?e« the Inheritance: a euthenlst the environment. Frederick’s envfroTP~ment la carefully studied for him in advauce, Mrs. Fish being a leader of the Denver eugenista, ■- • ; The eugenlsT "principle hasn’t anything particularly to do with the fact that a cow is Frederick’s chief playmate. It happens the cow is Frederick’s Btaff of life - and has contributed the milk that Ms. given Frederick rosy cheeks, a “lovely” disposition, fat legs and bright blue eyes. The cow will gently rub Its head against the baby’s face. When It is lying down, lazilv chewing a cud, Frederick rolls over it and otherwise enjoys himself at the cow's expense. Cherry, the cow, is Intensely Jealous of the little fellow, manifesting displeasure when anyone pets the child in its pre* pace or attempts to join in the play*

buildings do not throw so much shade on the street crossings as is graciously provided in other cities. Policemen who must stand at their posts, at these wide, prairielike crossings, have been compelled, during the hot to stand embroiled in the sun, and take their turn no matter what the thermometer. But the women of Minneapolis are noted for their attention to the public weal. They may not have the vote, "but judging from parades- and other

Give him no Bon'r teach him to believe in "'Simla ClauS. Give him a cow to play with. Diet him on cereal, with milk and a tiny hit of sugar and cow’s milk* Teach him perfect table manners. Frederick Fish, eighteen months old, Denver’s eugenic baby, received a newspaper interviewer. Baby Fish wore becoming pink rompers. If the interviewer had saidto Frederick “Is oo boy?” Fred-

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Driving Coat of Bolivia Cloth

There is an interesting distribution of new names each season given to our tried friends in the realm of appnrpl, and to colors and shades of colors with which we are familiar. Which goes to show that new names add new Interest to the most necessary of our belongings. An Instance is to be seen in the comfortable utility coat pictured, which is now called a “driving” coat. And it is a good coat for driving; as good as it is for walking, which is very good Indeed. This model is made of Bolivia cloth In a strong, deep blue, and the manner in which it is cut is worth studying. There is a yoke at the front which extends over ,he shoulder but not across the back. This allows the back to fall in straight lines from the neck to the hem. It is shaped into a gradual Rare and its effect is to narrow the figure across the shoulders. The yoke extends to the bust tine

Typical Style in Little Girl's Coat

—For tine coats panne velvet in light colors hus led the procession in styles for little misses! For the girl from throe to five orr stxT TenTs the : gayer coiors ilre used—several shades of light blue, green, rose and gray. Besides these colors the shades fashionable for grownups make up many of the coats, in castor, taupe, very dark brown, dark blue, and red. There is little variation In the models so far as style is concerned. But for coats that are to serve for everyday wear heavy cloths are used. Bolivia cloth and certain of the furfabrics, with cheviots and some new weaves, are among them. They are in the darker standard colors —dark gray, brown, blue, uftd castor always find the greatest number of admirers. A dark gray coat with small inlays of black velvet among the details of Its finishing is u typical jjtyle for the low when fur-fabrics are used, for such heavy fabrics require plain designs. The coat hangs straight from the shoulders, widening from the® underarm to the bottom of the skirt. —It is slightly double-breasted and fastens With dark gray metal buttons. The inlay of black velvet at the collar and cuffs and In a narrow panel at the front of the belt gives this little garment the necessary spice of

at the front, and the lower part of the coat is fulled on to IL The long lines of the garment are unbroken here as in the back. Big pockets are inserted, slantwise, at each side, and the collar is of the high rolled-over kind that adds to the appearance of length in the figure. Cuffil are straight, wide bands having one end finished with a tab. . The , tab overlaps the other end of the band and is stitched tTbwn and finished with two metal buttons. ShouL tiers are long, sleeves roomy and plain. This is an excellent model for furfabrics and for all the heavy weaves of cloth that are classed as coatings. Bolivia cloth is made in many beautiful, dark colors, and nothing superior to it is to be found for the driving coat.

Skin Whitener.

Apply a lotion made by mixing equal parts of-rose water and lemon juice.

contrast and brightens it considerably. Small metal buttons, like the larger ones that fasten the coat, find the black velvet the best of backgrounds They lend a nttie Ot brilliance also. Machine stitching forms the finish for the inset pockets at each side and for the belt and cuffs. It gives the effect of a heavy cord in the goods on all edges of the coat. Coats of these heavy materials have such good lasting qualities that they muy be relied upon for two seasons’ wear. They are bought amply large, whether with this Idea In mind or not.

Nightgown Pockets.

To be up to the minute as far as Jljigerle is concerned one must have a little pocket on tne nightgowm —This nmy be made of rows qf fine lace or just a single motif of real lace. One charming nightdress has for its pocket luce with the softest of French pink ribbon drawn through It. To make this idea complete there should be tiny handkerchiefs edged with narrow lace matching the robe’s trimming ta be tucked in the dainty pockets.

GATHERED SMILES

HOPELESS.

“A rather plain spoken friend of mine told me I ought to stand before a mirror occasionally and shake my list at simply to keep from getting too good an opinion of myse.lf.” “I’m afraid that wouldn’t work In your case.” “Why not?" “You’re such a confounded egotist that If you started out by shaking your fist at yourself, you would end by shaking hands with yourself.”

PREPAREDNESS.

"The very instant that Brown was married he struck his futher-in-law for a loan." “Why did he do that?” “Ills bride had warned him that the old man intended to strike him for one.”

Profound Ignorance.

“Why did you give that waiter a dollar? He neglected us shamefully.” “Oh, I wanted to make him feel sorry for the way he treated us. Yon see, I’m a student of human nature.” “Umph! You may know something about other human beings, but you still have a great deal to learn about waiters.” ’

Proof Positive.

Most Kiris are firm believers In thostf faith cure notions: Or else they’re gay deceivers, When they use complexion lotions.

Appropriated in Full.

“What’s the name of your child, Dinah?” “He’s named Gen’ral Pope Jackson, ma’am.” “But where did he get the title, •General’?” “We done name him after Gen’ral Pope, ma’am. I’se been his cook to’ 29 years.”

Gave Him a Pointer.

“I’d like to see Mr. Jones,” said the lady caller. “Mr. Jones Is engaged, ma’am,” replied the new office boy. “Engaged, fiddlesticks!” exclaimed the lady. “He’s married, and I’m his wife.”

Rivalry.

“How many servants have the Gadsons now?” “Nine, I believe.” -1 - - _• ■ “That’s a ratner large establlshment.” “Yes, but It will hardly be reduced so long as the Twobbles next door have eight.”

A Tip for Girls.

'Tis wf-ong for any girl to be Abroad by day or night alone: A chaperon she needs till she Can call some chap her own.

HEARD ON THE STREET.

First Peddler— You' have to get a license to sell the frankfurters? Second peddler—Sure. First Peddler —And what kind of a license you call it? Second Peddler— l don’t know; but I guess it is a sort of a dog license. _ .V ■ ■ _ i■■ - „ ~ ——' —r~r; V

The Late Lamented.

The athletic young man had Just been introduced to the young widow. “Are you fond of sports. Mrs. Weeds ?” be asked. ~~ “Not at present,” she replied, “but I used to be. My late husband was one.”

How Mean.

Mrs. Gusher—Don’t you know my daughter and I are oftefi mistaken for sisters? Mrs. Collier Downs—Very likely. 1 beard yesterday that your daughter was beginning to look old and settled.

Spectacular Methods.

“Women seem to be learning a great! deal about the ins and outs of politic*.’* 1 “I guess that’s true,” said Mr.'. Twobble. “Mrs. Twobble attended some sort of woman's convention last! week and when she got home she delivered the best extemporaneous speech- on the outrageous manner in which one faction of lady wire-pullers manipulated the steam roller, that H have listened to In many a day.”

A Hopeful Attitude.

“It Is said that the new substitute for gasoline wllFconslderably reduce the cost of operating an automobile.” “That isn’t the-polnt that Interest* me most,” answered the man of modest means. “No?” “What I’m waiting to see Is whether or not it will make the average cleaning establishment le9s malodorous.”

The Lure of a Skirt.

“Dey tell me dat Mike de Dip got pinched last night by a couple o* bull* In plain clothes,” said Frisco Sam. “It wuz all Mike’s fault.” “How wuz dat?” “He kept on bhzzin’ round a moll wot de bulls had already lamped a* Mike’s goil. A guy In our perfession ain’t never safe ’less he scatters hi* affections.”

Safety First.

“Do you suppose an umpire stop* to think how much Joy and sorrow 1b created by one of his decisions?” “I don’t think so,” answered the Inveterate fan, “It seems to me that he would be too busy trying to make decisions that would not bring great sorrow upon hlmselL^ — -—— ——

Very Little "Claret" Spilled.

“A promoter says prizefighting has become a refilled exhibition.” “Guess he’s right about that," said the red blooded Individual. “Puga these days take such precious good care not to get hurt that there ain’t any more fun for the spectator*’’

LOGIC IN COONTOWN.

Rambo —It’s sometimes kind o’ hard — Sambo —What’s de mattah now? Rambo —To tell de difference between a man dat’s honest because he wants to be an* one dat’s honest ’cause he ain’t bad a chance to be nuffinelse.

Wisdom of Experience.

“Tears,” remarked the sentimental youth, “are woman’s favorite weapons.” "Oh, I don’t know,” sighed the man with the missing hair. “My experience leads me to believe that rolling pins and flat Irons are just as popular and far more effective.”

Woes of an Amateur.

It always makes a young man sick And mourn his luck. When he tries to show a new trick. And finds he’s stuck.

Why She Believed Him.

Pretty Polly—Do you believe he is really-in earnest? Homely Helen—Of course I do. Ho gays he loves the more than ttfe, aud - that he simply cannot live without me;. Pretty Polly—Oh, that’s what they all say. Homely Helen—Well, none of tha rest of them ever said it to me.

Not Quite Clear.

Stranger —Say, is there a man In this vl Hn| ry with one leg named Smith? '7 Farmer —Dunno. Dew you know th‘ name uv his other leg?

Their Happy Time.

“Are Emily and her husband happy?” “Well, part of the time.” “Part of the time?” “Yes, when she’s at home and he’s at the office.”

The Manner of the Out.

“I hear that you contemplate retir* ing from politics.” ” replied Senator Sorghum. "It looks as If I were going to be out; ahd I’d rather say I got out than that I wa* put.”

As Indicated.

“I wonder what Is the matter with Nellie this morning?" said the father. “She acts like one possessed." "She probably Is,” replied the mother. “I noticed a new ring on her finger when she came downstairs.”