Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 242, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 October 1916 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Don’t wear clothing loud enough to attract a crowd. ~ If you sit In a draft the doctor moy cash It for you. Love may not be a disease, but it is frequently of a rash nature. Women always think they mean what they say—at the time they let it out. Every time a man meets his wife downtown he wonders what it is going to cost him. v A married man seldom gets the last word, because of Ms inability to remain awake. His first love and his flrst shave are two episodes in every young man’s career that he never forgets. There are higher things in life for a woman than a good complexion—a pretty bonnet, for instance. Adam had his foibles, but the records fall to indicate that he was ever guilty of telling fish stories. A man may class his wife as a bird of paradise during the honeymoon—and as a parrot later In the game.— Chicago News.