Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 219, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 September 1916 — A Practical Philanthropist. [ARTICLE]

A Practical Philanthropist.

“We would like for you to subscribe to our foreign missions,” said the earnest young woman. “Foreign missions, eh?” mused the capitalist. “Yes, sir. Our purpose is to shed light in dark places.” “And that’s our purpose, too! We are putting on the market a patented illuminator that is going to make the jungles of Africa as bright after dark as Coney Island.”