Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 215, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 September 1916 — The First Lady Barber. [ARTICLE]

The First Lady Barber.

Samson snored" peacefully in the chair while Delilah snipped at his locks. “Do you want it cut round or souare on the neck?” she asked. No answer. “Would you like a sea-foam or shampoo?” No reply. “Hair is getting a trifle thin on top. Would you like a little tonic?’ Silence; “Have your whiskers trimmed?” More silence. ' “Next!” • ! Whereupon Samson climbed out of the chair, gazed into a mirror, -then rushed into the street and pulled down a temple.