Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 214, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 September 1916 — Seasoned Timber. [ARTICLE]

Seasoned Timber.

“Jokes,” sAld the self-confessed humorist, “are a good deal like nuts.” “What’s the answer?" queried the party at whom the remark had been aimed. '“The drier they are-the better they crack,” explained the chestnut husker.