Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 214, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 September 1916 — Choice of Two Evils. [ARTICLE]

Choice of Two Evils.

“Can I be of any assistance?" said the stranger to the’ irascible manJEho was struggling with a punctured lire. “Yes,” replied tlie motorist, as ho wiped the perspiration from his face. “Just stand where you are and whistle ‘La Paloma’.” “But will that help you?” “Yes. If you whistle you won’t be able to offer me foolish advice; 1 ’