Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 214, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 September 1916 — Not Needed. [ARTICLE]

Not Needed.

“I’m looking for a job,” said the college graduate. “What can you do?” asked the corpulent man at the desk. “I was the best all-around athelete in my class.” “I’m sorry, but I don’t think we can use you here. You see, we conduct an orderly business and don’t require the services of a bouncer.”