Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 203, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 August 1916 — FROM OUR NEW DICTIONARY [ARTICLE]

FROM OUR NEW DICTIONARY

Undertaker —The end man in life’s minstrel show. Perquisite—A political steal authorized by the powers that be. Solitude —Something that makes cranks of many thoughtful thinkers. Time —A perpetual-motion arrangement for making yesterdays of tomorrows.