Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 203, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 August 1916 — CHIPS WITH BARK ON [ARTICLE]

CHIPS WITH BARK ON

A cuff ou the wrist beats two on the ear. .J. . / The homely girl’s face Is her chaperon. If a man refuses to be consoled, his Is a hopeless case. • ’ —: — Many a good reputation has been stabbed by a pointed tongue. All women would strive for religion If It was good for the com^xion. The more worthless awn, the easier it Is for some marry him. After a man gets to be about so old the insurance solicitors give him a rest Some women evidently go to the opera merely to hear themselves make talk. Girls, if you'aYe at a loss to know how to take a man, let him stay where he is. The wise man really looks brokenhearted when his wife goes for a two weeks’ visit. What a fine world this would be If we all loved our neighbors as we try to love ourselves! Fortune knocks once at every man’s door, but misfortune frequently drops in without knocking. ~ Every woman is born with a master mind —and she isn’t'satlsfied until she finds a man to master it. Some wives spend a lot of time regretting the fact that they are so much better than their husbands.