Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 190, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 August 1916 — Wouldn’t Be Wooden. [ARTICLE]

Wouldn’t Be Wooden.

The near-sighted woman who talked* to an Indian in front of a cigar store] about his soul’s salvation declared] afterward that she would rather talk' to a wooden man than be a wooden Christian and never talk to anybody,—! Christian Herald. t