Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 190, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 August 1916 — SAYINGS OF A SPINSTER [ARTICLE]

SAYINGS OF A SPINSTER

If marriage is a failure, old man Solomon's wisdom didn’t count for much. A man never realizes his true value until he is sued for breach of promise. The self-conceit of a grass widow reminds us of a squeaking shoe. Women are wingless angels and mea are hornless devfls,