Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 179, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 July 1916 — WIFE HAD HER SUSPICIONS [ARTICLE]

WIFE HAD HER SUSPICIONS

Hubby’s Compliment Evidently Mads Her Think There Was “Something In the Wind.” “C. J. M.” writes as follows to the New York Sun; “Sir: This most beautiful morning I arose early, went out on the veranda and stood listening to the birds singing, looking at the tulips and pansies, the young leaves on the trees, the new-cut-lawns, and enjoying the floods of sunshine making all so restful.. I felt that It was good to live. “On the hreakfaskhible I found my favorite dishes 4Rmniy "'served. My wife sat opposite me, herself a picture of lovely womanhood, I could not refrain from expressing my great pleasure and happiness. “I said: /"This is a most delightful breakfast, /and I have the best and sweetest wife in all the world to share It wi thyme.’ naturally, I expected a sweet simfe of appreciation. Did I get It? No! The ‘booful lady’ half closed her eyelids, looked at me steadily and said: ‘You be particularly careful to come home this evening on your regular train.’ “Aren’t women queer creatures?”