Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 177, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 July 1916 — Had No Kick Coming. [ARTICLE]

Had No Kick Coming.

Quest (in-restaurants —Say, waiter, I ordered a spring chicken, did I not? Waiter—Dat am what yo’ did, sah. Guest—Well, this fowl you brought me ig one of the pair Noah had in the ark. Waiter—Yassah! but yo’-all ain’t got no kick cornin’, sah. Es dat chicken hadn’t bin pow’rful healthy hit wouldn’t neber done reach’d dat advanced age, sah. T