Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 170, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 July 1916 — SEEMS PROBABLE. [ARTICLE]

SEEMS PROBABLE.

“Now, don’t tell me that opportunity has never knocked at your door,” said the didactic person. “I wouldn’t make such a statement,” replied the disconsolate individual, "because I’m not sure of the facts, but I’m reasonably certain about one thing." “And what is that?" “If she ever did so she probably knocked just about the time some chump came along in his automobile and tooted his horn so loudly I couldn’t hear her."