Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 167, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 July 1916 — Clean Sheet [ARTICLE]

Clean Sheet

Portly Woman (pushing her way into a police station) — I see you have arrested a man whose mind is a blank. Officer —We have, madam. Portly Woman —Then please bring him out so I may have a look at him. My Henry didn’t come home last night, and that’s a fairly good description of him.” —Puck.