Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 165, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 July 1916 — BONNETS AND HOODS. [ARTICLE]

BONNETS AND HOODS.

Mrs. Flatbush —What’s the matter now? - Mr. Flatbush —I was only thinking. “Of what?" “How much easier it is to manage an automobile than a wife." “Well, don’t forget how expensive an automobile Is, compared to a wife.” “Well, I admit it costs something for the hood of the automobile, but it’s nothing compared to the money a woman spends for her bonnets.