Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 164, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 July 1916 — MOMENTOUS DECISIONS [ARTICLE]

MOMENTOUS DECISIONS

The momentous decisions that each man must make for himself: When to put on his winter underwear. When to take it off. Whether or not he’d look well in Knickerbockers. Just what the trouble with his game is. Whether or not to learn the words to “The Star-Spangled Banner” or to let it go at “Oh! say can you see tra-laia-la-la —” Whether or not to introduce Boggs to his wife. Whether or not to admit he’s getting bald. What percentage of the bill to tip the waiter. Whether or not to carry a stick outside o&New York. WhaJ operation to select from the assortment offered by the physician. 9 Whether to give his wife one-fifth, one-third or one-half of the amount she asks for.-—Life.