Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 158, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 July 1916 — STAR BEAMS [ARTICLE]

STAR BEAMS

The job of the obituary poet is a dead cinch. The chronic kicker is apt °to get his on the rebound. Death may love shining marks because they are so scarce. There’s no fool like an old fool who attempts to come back with the aid oi a wig aT> d a handful of false teeth.