Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 147, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 June 1916 — Reasons. [ARTICLE]

Reasons.

The stingiest man in the world sued for divorce because his wife was wasteful and extravagant. —“Will you give the court some specific instances?” asked the lawyer. “Well, one day she goes and buys three toothbrushes, one for herself and one for each of the kids. And the worst of it was, we already had one good one.” —Gargoyle.