Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 143, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 June 1916 — Page 2

Angleworms Were Guests at a Chicago Wedding

between two points, the angleworm never was cut out for a social line. He was designed and Inspired for a single destiny—to sit on a hook. No one knew his value any

Instruct my gardper tn aave the angle and I’ll send you some.” One day recently many motors hummed at the curb of the Ericson home for the wedding of Miss Florence Ericson to Fred W. Prather. The house was filled with guests. Another machine swung up and a man with a box under hie arm asked for Mr. Ericson. Mr. Ericson’s eldest son explained that a wedding was responsible for the numerous guests. The visitor appeared startled. He began to glance nervously at the box which he had-left on a-stand in the hallway.— — “A wedding?” he said huskily. One of the household happening upon the box started to open it The owner began to feign indifference. Presently there were a series of shrieks and a staccato patter of slipper heels and the box was all alone with its writhing population. From the stairway came a sudden hail: "Why, hello, Brunner. Where are my worms?” Mr. Brunner pointed, saying nothing.

Preparedness of Castle Clinton Powder House

NEW YORK—The powder magazine that served Castle Clinton during the War of 1812, according to a report of the ordnance expert of the metropolitan section, is in a condition of preparedness. Castle Clinton that was and the

Aquarium that is are one and the same as to general structure, but the public and spies are not supposed to know anything about the powder magazine. To get to the powder magazine you start at the lobster tank, move north by west to a point opposite a chart There open a door and turn sharp to the right A narrow passage is here seen. Follow this passage as it curves like a letter U for a few feet and the opening to the powder magazine is reached. The magazine Is a

vault arched overhead, and in its original condition was without a window. The walls of the magazine are 15 feet thick, being of stone part of the way and of brick above. Considered from the viewpoint of the present-day needs of the Aquarium, the magazine is actually cluttered with preparedness. The magazine is used these days as a food station for the fishes. John Kelleher, the Aquarium chef, has a chopping block right where the passers used to stand, and he is busy all day chopping herrings into bits as big as a pea and shucking clams. The fish are fed every other day. Sixty pounds of chopped herring and 300 clams is one service for the boarders. Castle Clinton was built in 1812 for the defense of New York by Col. Jonathan Williams, who also built the fort on Governor’s island, which was named Castle William, the “s” being left off by mistake. The colonel was the first superintendent of the West Point Military academy.

Minneapolis Teacher’s New Method of Discipline

MTWSFFIAPOIJS, MINN.—An Unusual exchange of courtesies occurred the other day in one of the Minneapolis grade schools where a woman principal was “whipped” by a twelve-year-old pupil of the school. The youngster laid the strap across her hand twice,

teacher, of whom he is an abject slave, in spite of his numerous disciplinary sessions with her. She produced a strap and proceeded to give him a real thrashing. Then she handed him the strap and told him to return the compliment. . .. “You have no notion how it makes me feel to have to whip you, she said. “The best way for you to find out is to whip me.” Jack absolutely refused. He inundated the office with tears, protesting he would rather go to jail or Red Wing reformatory or do anything than whip her. The teacher insisted in spite of his appeals, and finally, after more than half an hour, he took the strap and struck her twice across the hand. The blows were lacking in interest. He has not transgressed since.

Boston People Again Take Up Horseback Riding

UOSTON. Movies and the war have given such an impetus to^.horseback K riding in Boston that stablekeepers are reaping a harvest, and saddle horses are at a premium. Bridle paths about the city’s park system are weU

populated daily wit,h riders, especially women. Officials of riding schools say a marked increase is noted in the number of pupils. Thousands of people daily view their favorite movie actors and actresses in heroic roles on horseback or gaze on the screen at a healthful game of pony polo, and naturally adopt this form of sport for their own pastime, the horsemen declare. Officials of the park riding school say that while horseback riding decreased

■with the advent of the motor car, it 1b rapidly coming back. Judging from the Crowing interest, they' say it will soon regain its place among the foremost ■cutdoor sports, , The "preparedness" movement during the last few months has also Emulated horseback riding, declare followers of the sport The inspiring, militant sight of the cavalry officers on dashing mounts has done considerable In reviving interest and accentuating the healthful rides in the country. Others claim that the war has blocked the bulk of foreign travel, and wealthy tourists unable to plan their vacations abroad have takein to horseback riding, "mis they dectar* will result in hundreds of people spending their summer rptfghing it cowboy style throughout the West during the vacation season. A New York Inventor's simple dynamometer utilizes the resistance of the air against a two-bladed fan to absorb the power of an engine being tasted.

IN THE CITIES

better than Henry Ericson, former building commissioner, or John Brunner, well-known civil engineer of Evanston. Mr. Brunner and John Ericson, city engineer, were guests of Henry Ericson last fall at his bungalow on Lake Pistakee. And the worms petered out just when the fish were biting furiously. Mr. Ericson felt the ignominy of the situation keenly. “When I have my garden made next spring,” said Mr. Brunner, “I will

theoretically with the intention of hurting her, though practically the pain he inflicted was not much. In spite of Jack’s many violations of law he is a favorite with the teachers because of redeeming qualities, but the problem of discipline is a hard one. Recently the boy stole SIOO from his mother and indulged in an orgy of spending which included the purchase of a revolver. He was brought before ths

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, IND.

AFTERNOON GOWN OF TWO MATERIALS A photograph sometimes fails to picture that which -makes a pleasing impression in a gown. This occurs when blending of colors, or contrasts in the texture of materials used, produce effects which the lens cannot reproduce. Blue and white striped silk is made up with blue chiffon in the frock pictured. The particular shade of blue used makes a fine contrast with white, and the two seem blended in ornaments of silver braid and silver tassels used for trimming the bodice. The photograph does not convey the value of the colors. The skirt consists of two flounces of the striped silk, corded at their lower edges, set on to a full skirt of chiffon which terminates at the upper edge of the lower flounce. There is in underbodice with full sleeves, of the chiffon. Shaped pieces of silk are corded at their edges with a small cord covered with bias strips of silk and set on to the underbodice. The

FAVORITES ON THE SCREEN OF FASHION In the moving picture show of fashions tlw sHiftll hat continues to be projected upon the screen for a public that shows no sign of lessening allegiance to it. It has been a star in the world of millinery, made of every Known millinery material and trimmed with every sort of trimming. Now there is nothing further to do but to begin all over again at the beginning, and the beginning is a small shape of straw or silk braid trimmed,with ribbon.' Three smart models in which ribbon amounts to more than an adornment are shown here. In the first one a shape of milan hemp has a narrow brim that droops over the brow and rolls up at the sides and back. It is wide enough to shade the eyes. A handsome faille ribbon lies in a cascade over the crown. At the front little apples made of straw are set in varnished leaves. From the same position at the back three loops are posed. One long and two short loops are held upright by a small wire run in a tuck, which is sewed in length* wise along the center of the ribbon. A narrow braid is sewed along the tuck on the outside of each loop. In the second hat a wide satin sash-

FANCIES AND FADS OF FASHION

By Julia Bottomley

bodice is given a jacket effect by pieces at each side set on at the waist line under the ornaments of silver braid. They form, with the back and front, a short peplum. The collar and cuffs are of white chiffon edged with bias bands of the striped silk. There is an odd and original feature in the shaped ruffle of silk set on at the elbows. This gown suggests a practical way for remodeling a silk dregs that is too antiquated in style to be worn without altering. Four yards of chiffon or georgette crepe will make the underbodice'and short skirt that serve as the foundation. Where the amount of silk is not sufficient to make two flounces one flounce may be set on to the short chiffon skirt without gathering. In this case the upper edge of the silk flounce is cut into shallow tabs, or battlement pattern, bound with silk-covered cord and stitched to the chiffon. The skirt of the old gown is converted into a flounce for the new one. Out of the bodice and sleeves the silk for draping the new bodice of chiffon is supplied.

ribbon is folded about a wire frame to form the side crown. The top of the shape is covered with a small plaque of straw braid. Narrow braid forms a binding for the edgewire and extends in rows- all about tha hat -to the top crown. It outlines the brim where it joins the crown. Two long loops are supported by wire and mounted at the back. They are finished with a knot and short ends which rest on the hair. In the third hat, as in that just described, ribbon forms a part of the shape and makes the trimming. It is made, over a wire frame, of moire ribbon and silk braid. Strips of ribbon overlap to cover the top part of the shape, and the lower half is covered with rows of braid. Loops of ribbon spring from the crown, and a small straw ornament is applied at the left side.'

Leather Baskets.

Morocco leather in a heavy grade is used to make collapsible baskets. The sides should be about two Inches deep, and when placed to form the basket are fastened at the corners with metal clasps. The handle is run through two leather slides on the inside, and falls flat when the basket is closed. It can be made of covered cardboard as well as of leather.

GATHERED SMILES

ALWAYS PRAISES.

“That fellow Jones reminds me of a tombstone." "Because he Is dead set In his way, j»h?" ‘ “No, because he always has a good word for a man when he’s down.”

Wandering Tootsies.

Twinkle, twinkle, little feet. Of a chorus girl so neat! How I wonder if those tootsies Are relieved by Ellen’s foot-ease! —N. Y. Tribune.

Unavailable Talent.

"Now that your boy has finished college, I dare say he will be a great help to you in your business.” “I’m afraid not," answered Mr. Grabcoin.“You see, I devote all my attention to the manufacture of shirts ana overalls. If I were the proprietor of a dancing academy, however, my son would prove an invaluable assistant.”

Nothing More to Say.

“Does your wife lay down the law to you ?” “Many times and oft,” replied the meek-looking man. “And how do you act?” "Oh, just like an ordinary litigant whose case is passed on by the Supreme court.” ~

The Heartless Handshake.

“Of course, a man can get along, if he keeps still and shakes hands with everybody." "Even shaking hands requires discretion. I know a man who lost a lot of friends by Imitating the busy handshakers who lift you along gently and firmly for fear you will try to start a conversation.”

His Causes.

"Ananias got into trouble unlike any other business man could do." “How so?” “Through both his assets and lieabilities.

An Insinuation.

Sapleigh—How dweadful pawents must feel when theah oftspwing is bawn an Idiot, doncher know. * Miss Cutting—Yes, indeed. I have always felt sorry for your parents.

Wise Youth.

"Did your father catch that admirer of yours he dislikes when he started to kick him out." “No, Indeed. Yoh see, George believes in preparedness."

On the Trip.

Captain —A fine day and a good wind. I see things coming our way just now. Timid Passenger—l hope none of them is a torpedo!

A FAIRY TALE.

"Is the house that Jack built a fairy tale, papa?" “Yes, dear. 1 ’ “Why is it a fairy tale?" "Because it didn’t cost any more than the architect’s estimate.” ... . . y-'

Getting at the Facts.

"You are opaque, are you not?" sarcastically asked a man in the crowd of another who was standing in front of him. “Faith, an’ Oi’m not,” replied the other. “It’s Mlsther O’Brien Oi do be."

The Balance.

Wife (locking at her shopping parcel)—There is no body in this material of my purchase. Husband (looking at his)—There's plaaiy of spirit ip mine.

DISCOURAGING TALENT.

"I understand a reform wave struck this town last year," said the stranger. "Yep,” replied the native. "There was considerable excitement „ hereabouts for a spell." ~ “Was anybody hurt?” "Well, no. You see, this town wasn’t as bad as some o’ them visitin’ reformers seemed to think. They made it pretty hot for our leadin' checker players, however, an’ th’ only Champeen we've produced in th’ past 10 years got plum disgusted an’ moved away to what he said was a more enlightened community."

It All Depends.

“I suppose you are a believer In harmony,” remarked the garrulous barber. "Sometimes I am . and sometimes I’m not,” replied the local politician. "How is that?” queried the knight of the lather brush. “Well, take your business fpr example," answered the L p.—‘T fail to see just why you and your razor should pull together.”

Making Sure.

"I wish to buy some ointment.” "Yes, madam." “Will you open thh jar?” “Why, this is a sealed package. Yours Is an unusual request." "I know. But I’ve often heard that there’s a fly in the ointment, and I wish to make sure that there is’ none in what I buy.”

THE BRUTE.

"This piece of lace on my dress Is over 50 years old." "It’s beautiful. Did you make it yourself?”

Sure.

Who has the gift of repartee Might Just as well go lose it. Unless he has the wit to see The proper time to use it.

Heard In Barber Shop.

"There’s a lot of truth In the old saying,” remarked the bald-headed—victim In the chair of torture, "that a fool and his money are soon parted.” “What'a gnawin’ you now?" queried the barber-butcher, as he proceeded to comb the victim’s missing locks with a towel. "Did the boss work you for a bottle of his hair tonic?"

Dire Result.

"How did that amateur pianist at the concert execute your composition?" "He didn’t execute It at all. He murdered it."

In the Restaurant.

He —Now, dear, we will have a course dinner. She —Oh, you mean thing! Yon promised you would give me a fine one!

Her Bet.

Dolly—And you tell me that you have graduated from the school of experience? Cholly—Ah, yes, . . Dolly—l’ll bet it was a night school. —Tiger.

Its True Value.

The Parson —Now, tell me candidly, doctor, Is there really anything in this so-called Imaginary illness of women? The Doctor —Um —well —there la about $5,000 a year in it for me.

At the Boarding House.

"Mrs. Skimp, you would make a very popular railroad manager. “Why do you say that, Mr. Grouch?" ’’Because of your tendency to keep cutting down the fare."

Drew a Lemon.

- "What kind of a husband did your sister get?" "Aw, she got a lemon. He makes her economize on clothes to pay fdr the candy and flowers ne sent her before they were married." v

A Willing Worker.

"Mamma,” said little Louise, “what is a schemer?" "A schemer, my dear,” replied the knowing mother, “is a man who would rather swindle a fellow man out of a. nickel than earn a dollar by honest labor.”

Novelty Demanded.

"You don’t say ‘down with the trusts!’ in your speeches any more.” “No,” replied Senator Sorghum; "mine are like other audiences. You’re got to give ’em something new.”