Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 138, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 June 1916 — AS IT SELDOM HAPPENS. [ARTICLE]

AS IT SELDOM HAPPENS.

wTh ere is one question I want to ask you, dearest,” said the girl with the auburn locks, as she toyed uneasily with the solitaire on her third finger. “Well, get it out of your system,'* replied the prospective freight payer. Whereupon she continued thusly: "When we are married, will you expect me {o bake my own bread?” “You can do Just ks you like about it, darling,” he replied, “but I shall certainly insist upon your not baking mine.” So they lived happily ever after*ward.