Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 138, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 June 1916 — One Who Knows His Way About. [ARTICLE]

One Who Knows His Way About.

Experienced Traveler (at railway restaurant) —When did that man at the other table give his order? Waiter—’Bout ten minutes ago, sir. Traveler —What did he order? Waiter—Beefsteak and potatoes, sir. Traveler —How much did he tip you ? Waiter —A dime, sir. Traveler —Well, here’s a quarter. Cook him another steak, and bring me his. Waiter —Yes, sir.—Puck.